From: Colin Irvine on
On Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:49:09 +0100, geoff squeezed out the following:

>In message <ZSyo7ViNINRMJA5A(a)wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk>, Wicked Uncle
>Nigel <wun(a)wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> writes
>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine
>><look(a)bottom.of.home.page> typed
>>>On Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:20:43 +0200, Paul Carmichael squeezed out the
>>>following:
>>>
>>>>Salad Dodger escribi�:
>>>>
>>>>> It would appear that, as a reward for 30 years of continuous
>>>>> service[1], I am to be invited to apply for my own job.
>>>>
>>>>I was once in that situation
>>>
>>>It happens regularly in the public sector
>>
>><collapses in hysterics>
>>
>>> - twice to me, double that
>>>to friends of mine.
>>
>>Twice, you say? Try life in the real world ^W^W private sector.
>>
>Ha - the life of the "employed"
>
>I doubt I could ever get another job if I had to

You are TB-T AICMFF Amnesty sketches.

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From: Higgins on
Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine
> <look(a)bottom.of.home.page> typed
>> On Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:20:43 +0200, Paul Carmichael squeezed out the
>> following:
>>
>>> Salad Dodger escribi�:
>>>
>>>> It would appear that, as a reward for 30 years of continuous
>>>> service[1], I am to be invited to apply for my own job.
>>>
>>> I was once in that situation
>>
>> It happens regularly in the public sector
>
> <collapses in hysterics>
>
>> - twice to me, double that
>> to friends of mine.
>
> Twice, you say? Try life in the real world ^W^W private sector.
>

Step away from the Daily Mail.

Counter to the propaganda, it's surprisingly common, certainly in
central government.
From: CT on
Salad Dodger wrote:

> It would appear that, as a reward for 30 years of continuous
> service[1], I am to be invited to apply for my own job.
>
> All advice, tips and templates welcome.

Keep it short. Two pages, three max.

Of course, having had the one job for 30 years, this should be easy for
you. I've never quite worked out how to keep mine that short with six
different employers and and a nine year period of contracting with
numerous jobs.

Alternatively, give them the Elbow[1]



[1] # I'm sick of working for a living
# I'm just ticking off the days till I die

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From: Salad Dodger on
On 20 Jul 2010 07:55:04 GMT, "CT" <me(a)christrollen.co.uk> wrote:

>Keep it short. Two pages, three max.
>
>Of course, having had the one job for 30 years, this should be easy for
>you.

I've not exactly the same thing for 30 years.

I've been paid by the same company for 30 years.
From: Catman on
CT wrote:
> Salad Dodger wrote:
>
>> It would appear that, as a reward for 30 years of continuous
>> service[1], I am to be invited to apply for my own job.
>>
>> All advice, tips and templates welcome.
>
> Keep it short. Two pages, three max.


Again, this comes to a matter of taste of the reviewer.

I think the best thing is to put skills and achievements on the first
page. If that hooks them, then it's less important how long the rest is.

That's speaking as a reader of CV's not a writer.

>
> Of course, having had the one job for 30 years, this should be easy for
> you. I've never quite worked out how to keep mine that short with six
> different employers and and a nine year period of contracting with
> numerous jobs.

Contractor's CV's are generally (IME) expected to be longer. I saw a 16
pager the last month. That was *too* long, though.


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