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From: Scraggy on 20 Mar 2010 07:35
"Attention Teenage Drug Dealers/Low Life & Oxygen Thieves

If you think you've saved enough benefit from your 4 children before
your 20, this could be the answer to your prayers.

A proper bastardised, chaved up Skippy mobile if ever there was. Enhance
your street cred at the local drive thru burger joint or council estate
shop front no end with this utterly tacky converted little Renault Clio.
Not your Gran's idea of a lift to town, granted, but a fantastic
opportunity to increase 3 fold your class A drug selling ability. This
is the car you need boys. The punters will flock to the window for your
home grown skunk and other illegal substances. you just ain't gonna look
out of place in this little beauty! Now I've made sure the tax ran out
last November, so there is a big pat on your scrawny little backs
already..."

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921

--
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as
members. Groucho Marx


From: Nige on 20 Mar 2010 07:40
Scraggy wrote:
> "Attention Teenage Drug Dealers/Low Life & Oxygen Thieves
#
> already..."
>
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921

hehehehe

--


Nige,

Land Rover 90
Yamaha R1
Range Rover Vogue

From: Kevin Gleeson on 20 Mar 2010 17:54
On Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:40:47 -0000, "Nige" <deead(a)btinternet.com>
wrote:

>Scraggy wrote:
>> "Attention Teenage Drug Dealers/Low Life & Oxygen Thieves
>#
>> already..."
>>
>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921
>
>hehehehe

Luv it :-)

Kev
From: frag on 21 Mar 2010 17:13
Scraggy took a blunt brush and painted...
>
> "Attention Teenage Drug Dealers/Low Life & Oxygen Thieves
>
> If you think you've saved enough benefit from your 4 children before
> your 20, this could be the answer to your prayers.

Good but they're trying too hard.

Half or 1/4 of the insults, written by Pip would be better.

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frag

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