From: Dave Nichols on 14 Mar 2007 09:31 Einstein's birthday is March 14. He would now be 127. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. -- DaveN BS#163 SENS "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." Frank Zappa
From: ilbcnurico on 14 Mar 2007 10:57 On Mar 14, 9:31?am, Dave Nichols <dmnic...(a)comcast.net> wrote: > Einstein's birthday is March 14. He would now be 127. Few people > remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, > after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. > > He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He > postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the > attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be > known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. > > -- > DaveN BS#163 SENS > "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it > helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, > but at the very least you need a beer." > Frank Zappa bwahahahahahaha - you have waaay too much time on your hands - the devils playground rico
From: Beej-in-GA on 14 Mar 2007 17:46 "Dave Nichols" <dmnichol(a)comcast.net> wrote in message news:_-2dnRHIM7rYZGrYnZ2dnUVZ_o2vnZ2d(a)comcast.com... > Einstein's birthday is March 14. He would now be 127. Few people remember > that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his > first marriage dissolved in 1919. > > He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He > postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the > attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known > as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. > > -- > DaveN BS#163 SENS > "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it > helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but > at the very least you need a beer." > Frank Zappa GROAN! ::::Throws a handful of peanuts:::: Long way to go for such a small laugh. Beej <GD&R>
From: the heekster on 16 Mar 2007 23:14 On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:31:50 -0400, Dave Nichols <dmnichol(a)comcast.net> wrote: >Einstein's birthday is March 14. He would now be 127. Few people >remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, >after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. > >He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He >postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the >attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be >known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. There are two theories, Special Relative Titty, and General Relative Titty. In Special Relative Titty, the faster you go, the shorter your johnson becomes. This is called the Lorentz contraction, named after one of Einsteins associates, who observed the phenomena first hand, during a shortarm inspection in Minsk. In General Relative Titty, the massive breasts actually curve space-time, and time slows down in the frame of view of the breasts. This phenomenon, called time dilation, has the interesting effect upon human males, who theoretically, can live forever, due to time dilation, whilst viewing extremely massive breasts. Gravitational lensing often makes it appear as if the male's eyes are crossed. Unfortunately, Einstein died before he could finish his work on his theory of Every Titty. This theory would have tied up the entire universe in a single, tidy, bodacious, massive mammalian protuberance. -- the heekster, BS#4, preposterous
From: Old Crow on 17 Mar 2007 09:20
On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 22:14:23 -0500, the heekster <heekster(a)iwxt.net> wrote: >There are two theories, Special Relative Titty, and General Relative >Titty. > >In Special Relative Titty, the faster you go, the shorter your >johnson becomes. This is called the Lorentz contraction, named after >one of Einsteins associates, who observed the phenomena first hand, >during a shortarm inspection in Minsk. > >In General Relative Titty, the massive breasts actually curve >space-time, and time slows down in the frame of view of the breasts. >This phenomenon, called time dilation, has the interesting effect upon >human males, who theoretically, can live forever, due to time >dilation, whilst viewing extremely massive breasts. Gravitational >lensing often makes it appear as if the male's eyes are crossed. > >Unfortunately, Einstein died before he could finish his work on his >theory of Every Titty. This theory would have tied up the entire >universe in a single, tidy, bodacious, massive mammalian protuberance. That was just fuckin' awesome, heek! -- Old Crow "Yol Bolsun!" '82 FLTC-P "Miss Pearl" '74 XLH chopper(gone but not forgotten) BS#133, SENS, TOMKAT, MAMBM -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |