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From: Krusty on 22 Apr 2010 08:45
Switters wrote:

> On Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:19:45 GMT, Krusty wrote:
>
> >> What on earth are you doing?
> >
> > Trying to make the neighbour's dogs kick off every hour through the
> > night without her knowing why. We'll see if she still thinks their
> > barking isn't a problem after a week of no sleep.
>
> Ummm, isn't this going to keep you awake too?

No, I can barely hear them when I'm in the bedroom & they're in their
house. Unlike during the day when she keeps them locked in a cage right
outside my office window for 12 hours a day.

--
Krusty
From: Tosspot on 23 Apr 2010 01:19
On 22/04/10 19:55, Andy Bonwick wrote:
> On Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:07:46 +0100, boots <boots(a)despammed.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:19:45 +0000 (UTC) in uk.rec.motorcycles, Krusty
>> says:
>>
>>> Trying to make the neighbour's dogs kick off every hour through the
>>> night without her knowing why.
>>
>> Feeding them ex-lax works, allegedly.
>
> Springer spaniels like boots laxative chocolate.
>
> Well, maybe not all Springer spaniels but certainly Atyrau airport
> drug sniffer ones do.

Spanish/Morocco border guard dogs take a real shine to Jelly Babies.
Took a while that border crossing...

On a related note, anyone noticed the profileration of tasty border
guard minge on Spanish borders. A few candidates for www.uniformedmilf.com.
From: stephen.packer on 23 Apr 2010 03:00
Adrian <toomany2cvs(a)gmail.com> wrote:

> "steve robinson" <steve(a)colevalleyinteriors.co.uk> gurgled happily,
> sounding much like they were saying:

> > You cant blame the dogs , just bad owners
>
> No, definitely the dogs. The owners weren't even home - and don't go
> "Woof! Woof! Woof!" anyway.

Are you sure it wasn't a recording? The owners could have done that.

Maybe the owners had a projector running which put up images of
immigrants to set the dogs off?
From: Kevin Gleeson on 23 Apr 2010 18:38
On Fri, 23 Apr 2010 06:19:44 +0100, Tosspot <Frank.Leake(a)gmail.com>
wrote:

>On 22/04/10 19:55, Andy Bonwick wrote:
>> On Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:07:46 +0100, boots <boots(a)despammed.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:19:45 +0000 (UTC) in uk.rec.motorcycles, Krusty
>>> says:
>>>
>>>> Trying to make the neighbour's dogs kick off every hour through the
>>>> night without her knowing why.
>>>
>>> Feeding them ex-lax works, allegedly.
>>
>> Springer spaniels like boots laxative chocolate.
>>
>> Well, maybe not all Springer spaniels but certainly Atyrau airport
>> drug sniffer ones do.
>
>Spanish/Morocco border guard dogs take a real shine to Jelly Babies.
>Took a while that border crossing...
>
>On a related note, anyone noticed the profileration of tasty border
>guard minge on Spanish borders. A few candidates for www.uniformedmilf.com.

I had the same thing a while back when I was working night shift. It's
hard to explain to the neighbour because of course the dog doesn't
bark when they are there, but when they head off to work it is
incessant and they don't understand that is driving me crazy.

Kev
From: Simian on 26 Apr 2010 07:28
Pip Luscher wrote:

> On Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:54:22 -0500, "Simian"
> <Simian(a)in_valid.semi-evolved.com> wrote:
>
> > Mind you, if he can 'just about' hear what he's done, it's probably
> > sub-18KHz. And if it's still an MP3, it'll be sub-16KHz. i.e. either
> > he's not actually gone for 22Khz, or he's getting some form of
> > resonance.
>
> He must be young or hearing a harmonic.

A subharmonic, or excitation, possibly, but not a harmonic.
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