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From: Wicked Uncle Nigel on 12 Feb 2010 18:00 Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden <ogden(a)pre.org> typed >^..^ Lone Wolf wrote: >> >> "Nige" <ni(a)btinternet.com> wrote in message >> news:7tm28vF2kfU1(a)mid.individual.net... >> >> Wotcha >> >> > Who are you? >> The inventor of the "crash diet". >> Simple. You crash - then you lose weight. I'm almost four stone lighter >> now - would have been a tad more if the leg had to come off ;-) > >Only four stone in 60 days? Amateur. I lost a stone in just a week after >my last off. Prison food... -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" "Environmentally, it is our duty to re-use our plastic bags. To suffocate our children" - Frankie Boyle.
From: ogden on 12 Feb 2010 18:02 Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote: > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden > <ogden(a)pre.org> typed > >^..^ Lone Wolf wrote: > >> > >> "Nige" <ni(a)btinternet.com> wrote in message > >> news:7tm28vF2kfU1(a)mid.individual.net... > >> > >> Wotcha > >> > >> > Who are you? > >> The inventor of the "crash diet". > >> Simple. You crash - then you lose weight. I'm almost four stone lighter > >> now - would have been a tad more if the leg had to come off ;-) > > > >Only four stone in 60 days? Amateur. I lost a stone in just a week after > >my last off. > > Prison food... I would have lost more but you'd be surprised how many calories you can digest from rectally-ingested semen. -- ogden
From: Wicked Uncle Nigel on 12 Feb 2010 18:26 Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden <ogden(a)pre.org> typed >Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote: >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden >> <ogden(a)pre.org> typed >> >^..^ Lone Wolf wrote: >> >> >> >> "Nige" <ni(a)btinternet.com> wrote in message >> >> news:7tm28vF2kfU1(a)mid.individual.net... >> >> >> >> Wotcha >> >> >> >> > Who are you? >> >> The inventor of the "crash diet". >> >> Simple. You crash - then you lose weight. I'm almost four stone lighter >> >> now - would have been a tad more if the leg had to come off ;-) >> > >> >Only four stone in 60 days? Amateur. I lost a stone in just a week after >> >my last off. >> >> Prison food... > >I would have lost more but you'd be surprised how many calories you can >digest from rectally-ingested semen. You should have said! I'd have chipped a quid or two into the "Ogden Soap-on-a-Rope" fund. -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" "Environmentally, it is our duty to re-use our plastic bags. To suffocate our children" - Frankie Boyle.
From: crn on 12 Feb 2010 18:29 In uk.rec.motorcycles ^..^ Lone Wolf <lonewolf(a)moonshiners.org.uk> wrote: > Wotcha. > > The evening of Halloween - one car driver not looking before turning right - > point of impact, my left knee. Nine hours of surgery - one rebuilt pelvis - > one rather fetching skin graft, and 60 plus days lying on my back looking at > the ceiling. I'm now back home, complete with Zimmer frames and crutches . > . . . . . . and that, dear people, is why I ain't been posting on here for > the last three months. Clumsy cnut. GWS, when are you going to be back on a bike ?. -- 03 GS500K2 76 Honda 400/4 project 68 Bantam D14/4 Sport (Classic) 06 Sukida SK50QT (Slanty eyed shopping trolley)
From: Rusty Hinge on 12 Feb 2010 18:51
^..^ Lone Wolf wrote: > Wotcha. > > The evening of Halloween - one car driver not looking before turning right - > point of impact, my left knee. Nine hours of surgery - one rebuilt pelvis - > one rather fetching skin graft, and 60 plus days lying on my back looking at > the ceiling. I'm now back home, complete with Zimmer frames and crutches . > . . . . . . and that, dear people, is why I ain't been posting on here for > the last three months. Commiz - I know the feeling. More than two months in traction while the rest slowly mended too. Let out after three months, the first thing I did was to go and buy another Stadium Project 4 - its predecessor very definitely saved my life. -- Rusty |