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From: The Real Bev on 12 Nov 2009 01:10 sturd wrote: > ...to put the bicycle away for the winter. We don't actually have winter here, but sometimes I wear tights over my bike shorts. I see other people wearing tights UNDER their shorts, and I wonder what they do when the tights get too warm. > Last Friday I was coming home from the local 'berg where > I do my banking/post office stuff. Went the long way home > as it was pretty nice. On a long downhill where I suppose > I'm going 25mph or so, a chick in a minivan slowly pulled > up next to me, looked at me through the passenger window, > and turned right into a driveway. > > By some miracle of old reflexes and front disc brake (I put > on a couple years ago as the rim brakes don't work > at all when they ice up), I managed a stoppey and just > bumped her right rear fender. I then punched the back > window and she stopped to yell at me. I punched > her driver side sliding door hard, gave her the finger, > and left. Last I saw her she was still yelling. BTDT. The stupid cow was absolutely clueless about what she'd just done. "But I didn't see you." She was dropping off her kid at the church nursery school. I wonder which part offended her more, "stupid" or "cow". -- Cheers, Bev xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx "It is a matter of regret that many low, mean suspicions turn out to be well-founded." -- Edgar Watson Howe
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