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From: JayC on 22 Dec 2009 10:03 Seeing how crunchies always seem to be pet owners (personally, I'd rather eat a dog than own one): http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091220/sc_afp/lifestyleclimatewarminganimalsfood Next time a crunchy complains about our environmentally-unfriendly stink-spewing bikes, tell them to kill their pet, since a dirtbike is roughly equivalent to a hampster. JayC
From: XR650L_Dave on 22 Dec 2009 10:14 On Dec 22, 10:03 am, JayC <j...(a)sysmatrix.net> wrote: > Seeing how crunchies always seem to be pet owners (personally, I'd > rather eat a dog than own one): > > http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091220/sc_afp/lifestyleclimatewarmingan... > > Next time a crunchy complains about our environmentally-unfriendly > stink-spewing bikes, tell them to kill their pet, since a dirtbike is > roughly equivalent to a hampster. > > JayC I've only heard 'crunchies' as an airman's reference to the ground- pounders they're shooting at... Anyway, I don't think the damn dog eats more food than I do, so the hell with 'em. He keeps the groundhogs from digging in the yard, which makes my mowing job easier, so at least he does some damn good. The value of having a dog is that at least someone will be happy to see you when you get home. Dave
From: Tiago on 22 Dec 2009 10:48 On Dec 22, 12:14 pm, XR650L_Dave <spamTHIS...(a)yahoo.com> wrote: > > The value of having a dog is that at least someone will be happy to > see you when you get home. yes! 99.9% of the times is the only one happy! The other 0.1% is when there is some debt collector at your door waiting you for hours! LOL! besides, the guy make a few points and cleverly forget others. My dogs are my home insurance against theft and my safety scheme to avoid burglars, I'm sure it costs less carbon than the traditional insurance & safety devices. Also, a dog is carbon neutral. All carbon it ingests end up on the drool over you lap or in the turd you step on. -- T -> currently two, wants two more: a Great Dane and a Frenchie Bulldog... :)
From: JayC on 22 Dec 2009 11:41 > I've only heard 'crunchies' as an airman's reference to the ground- > pounders they're shooting at... Really? You know, it refers to the "crunch-crunch-crunch" that comes from their Birkenstocks as they stumble through the Berkshire (MA) woods. And the airman's reference is still valid, IMHO. I'd still eat all y'all's dogs. JayC
From: XR650L_Dave on 22 Dec 2009 12:10
On Dec 22, 11:41 am, JayC <j...(a)sysmatrix.net> wrote: > > I've only heard 'crunchies' as an airman's reference to the ground- > > pounders they're shooting at... > > Really? You know, it refers to the "crunch-crunch-crunch" that comes > from their Birkenstocks as they stumble through the Berkshire (MA) > woods. And the airman's reference is still valid, IMHO. > > I'd still eat all y'all's dogs. > > JayC Haven't had the pleasure of hearing that type of footwear. And I think the dog would lick you to death before you had a chance to eat 'm. Dave |