From: Wicked Uncle Nigel on
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Paul Corfield
<aooy65(a)dsl.pipex.com> typed
>So what does ukrm make of Sir Liam Donaldson saying that parents are
>turning their children into binge drinkers by allowing them a sip of
>beer or wine when they're young and by drinking alcohol in front of
>them?
>
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8413559.stm
>
>While it was a bit harder to get hold of alcohol when I was a teenager I
>can certainly remember getting very drunk. It hasn't turned me into
>someone with a drink problem but I suppose having an alcoholic mother
>who drank herself to death did rather teach me a lesson or two.

Nanny Donaldson only wants what's good for you. He wants you to be happy
and live forever.

Hush now baby, baby don't you cry
Nanny's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Nanny's gonna put all of his fears into you
Nanny's gonna keep you right here under his wing
He won't let you fly but he might let you sing
Nanny's gonna keep baby cozy and warm
Oo, babe, oo babe, oo babe
Of course Nanny's gonna help build the wall

Hush now baby, baby don't you cry
Nanny's gonna check out all your boyfriends for you
Nanny won't let anyone dirty get through
Nanny's gonna wait up till you get in
Nanny will always find out where you've been
Mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean
Oo, babe, oo babe oo babe
You'll always be a baby to me

And you'd be a fool and a Communist to think otherwise.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

can you see the light of need shinin' in my eye?
From: Adrian on
Paul Corfield <aooy65(a)dsl.pipex.com> gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

> So what does ukrm make of Sir Liam Donaldson saying that parents are
> turning their children into binge drinkers by allowing them a sip of
> beer or wine when they're young and by drinking alcohol in front of
> them?

The Daily Mash has it on the button, as usual.

http://thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2317
From: wessie on
Adrian <toomany2cvs(a)gmail.com> wrote in news:7ovsv9F3mnro9U6
@mid.individual.net:

> Marc <initial.surname(a)btintenret.com> gurgled happily, sounding much like
> they were saying:
>
>> Nowadays 15 yr olds get pissed in secret on cheap nasty alcohol, and
>> then turn up in pubs/clubs as 18 yr olds with more money but no finesse,
>> they haven't been taught how to live like and with adults. Isn't it
>> great that there is zero tolerance for underage drinking in pubs
>> nowdays?
>
> <applause>
>

Why? Inaccurate IME. The scenario may apply to some 15 year olds but does
not apply to any of my teenage relatives. Zero tolerance of under age
drinking? Again not true.

--
wessie at tesco dot net

BMW R1150GS
From: ogden on
Paul Corfield wrote:
> So what does ukrm make of Sir Liam Donaldson saying that parents are
> turning their children into binge drinkers by allowing them a sip of
> beer or wine when they're young and by drinking alcohol in front of
> them?
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8413559.stm

At this point, for my mother's sake, I wish to take the fifth.

And if that doesn't work, I wish to offer the members of the jury a
pint.

> While it was a bit harder to get hold of alcohol when I was a teenager I
> can certainly remember getting very drunk. It hasn't turned me into
> someone with a drink problem but I suppose having an alcoholic mother
> who drank herself to death did rather teach me a lesson or two.

When I was a teenager, too young-looking to buy my own booze, I realied
on others to buy it for me. A few years later I did my moral duty and
reciprocated for the next generation.

--
ogden
From: spike1 on
And verily, didst Paul Corfield <aooy65(a)dsl.pipex.com> hastily babble thusly:
> So what does ukrm make of Sir Liam Donaldson saying that parents are
> turning their children into binge drinkers by allowing them a sip of
> beer or wine when they're young and by drinking alcohol in front of
> them?
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8413559.stm
>
> While it was a bit harder to get hold of alcohol when I was a teenager I
> can certainly remember getting very drunk. It hasn't turned me into
> someone with a drink problem but I suppose having an alcoholic mother
> who drank herself to death did rather teach me a lesson or two.
>

The man's an idiot. The french give their kids wine from an early age and we
never hear anything about their problems with binge drinking.

If anything, letting kids have the odd tipple from an early age would teach
them to drink responsibly, rather than think "gotta drink as much as
possible, last orders in an hour".
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