From: Dr Ivan D. Reid on
On Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:10:49 +0000, Catman <catman(a)rustcuore-sportivo.co.uk>
wrote in <hnu1c9$s6k$1(a)news.eternal-september.org>:
> Rusty Hinge wrote:
>> Catman wrote:
>>> I would like to make a public announcement.

>>> I know where my Stanley knife is.

>>> It's in the took box, just to my right.

>>> It's no fscking good, though. It has a saw blade in it.

>>> By the law of universal replacements I can, of course, find neither
>>> the real blades, or any of the several thousand disposable snap off
>>> blade type knives I have bought over the years.

>>> Thank you for listening.

>> Have you lwked down the back of the sofa?

> I'm not sticking my hand down *there*!

You've had Whingeing Courier over lately, have you?

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