The Outhouse
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From: IdaSpode on 22 Apr 2010 11:33 Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!" "Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!" To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"
From: I am Tosk on 22 Apr 2010 20:06 In article <uuq0t5hhjnki2ilsquvqdg78g4gp3qocor(a)4ax.com>, not(a)home_watching.tv says... > > Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You > need to go out and fix the outhouse!" > > Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." > > Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." > > So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! > There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!" > > "Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" > > Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" > > Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." > > So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells > back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" > > Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!" > > Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, > "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!" > > To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!" So Joe and Sally are just back from their honeymoon and Joe decides now that Sally has married him she should know a few things. That night as they disrobe for their first night together at home, Joe takes off his big old pants and throws them to little Sally and says "Sally, put these pants on". Sally looks over and laughs and says "I can't wear these pants, they are way too big!" Joe laughs and says to Sally "that's right, I am the man of the family and I wear the pants, I make the rules!" Sally says "fine" and slips out of her size 5 skinny jeans and throws them to Joe and says "Ok honey, put these pants on". Joe looks over and says "don't be silly cupcake, I can't get into these pants!". Sally says, "yup, and until your attitude changes, that's the way it's gonna' be!". -- Rowdy Mouse Racing - Pain is temporary, Glory is forever!
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