From: Pip Luscher on
On Sat, 24 Jul 2010 11:46:15 +0100, Salad Dodger
<salad.dodger(a)idnet.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 24 Jul 2010 09:32:08 +0100, Pip Luscher
><pluscher(a)live.invalid.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Hmm. I have ridden an XS750 frm London to Cambridge on two pots and a
>>Guzzi one mile on one pot to get home, but neither was a) spewing oil
>>out of the exhaust or b) churning bits of piston around the cases.
>
><HEROIC FAILURE MODE>
>
>I rode my KH250 from Falconwood station back to Gillingham
>(A2/M2/A278 - including the long drag up from the Medway bridge)
>after it had lunched its near-side piston rings.
>
>It was everso untidy in there after I'd whipped the head off when I
>got home.

Heh. I'll bet. My 250LC seize halfway along the Revett Straight at
Snetterton: unfortunately the other cylinder was still going strong.
It made the most dreadful clattering sound after a few seconds.

By cincidence I've actually got the pot of bits in front of me right
now: one piston crown (complete but looks like the surface of the
moon); one crushed needle roller cage; three bits of twisted conrod;
one gudgeon pin; various assorted needle rollers and bits of alloy.
Amazingly the cases survived but the barrel, crank & head were also
written off. I found the gudgeon pin plus various needle rollers in
the exhaust pipe.

--
-Pip
From: Pete Fisher on
In communiqu� <1jm4vbo.x5ts18cna9tpN%totallydeadmailbox(a)yahoo.co.uk>,
The Older Gentleman <totallydeadmailbox(a)yahoo.co.uk> cast forth these
pearls of wisdom
>Ace <b.rogers(a)ifrance.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 24 Jul 2010 11:16:28 +0100, stephen.packer(a)gonemail.com wrote:
>>
>> >platypus <monotreme(a)blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> >> It's for situations like that, that I usually carry a tow-rope of some
>> >> sort.
>> >
>> >I didn't have anything with me and having been towed on a bike I'm not
>> >sure I'd want to do towing (or be towed at speed).
>>
>> I once towed a mate's broken GT750 kettle back from the lake district
>> to Leicester, on my XT500.
>>
>> We were young and foolish, of course, and I don't think I'd do it now,
>> but it wasn't _that_ bad.
>
>I've done it. More or less what you say.
>
>

I've only done it once to get off the motorway after a petrol muppet
moment. Just a mile or so on the hard shoulder using the time honoured
method of the day[1] pressing in to service two linked Belstaff belts.

[1] This was very early 70's and the bikes were both AMC twins.

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From: Grimly Curmudgeon on
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Mark Olson <olsonm(a)tiny.invalid>
saying something like:

>I drove my '64 MGB from Winnipeg to Minneapolis (450 miles) in February
>1979 on three pots after burning a 1/4" hole in an exhaust valve, by
>removing the pushrods from the affected cylinder. Got about 20 mpg
>(US) and it never missed a beat aside from when it decided to have a
>lie down in the ditch near Downer, MN.

The ShiteOld A and B series engines were perfectly capable of running
fine on three. Indeed, it was routine to buy a shiteheap with a burned
valve and whip the head off for a quick fix.
From: Wicked Uncle Nigel on
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
<salad.dodger(a)idnet.com> typed
>On Sat, 24 Jul 2010 09:32:08 +0100, Pip Luscher
><pluscher(a)live.invalid.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Hmm. I have ridden an XS750 frm London to Cambridge on two pots and a
>>Guzzi one mile on one pot to get home, but neither was a) spewing oil
>>out of the exhaust or b) churning bits of piston around the cases.
>
><HEROIC FAILURE MODE>
>
>I rode my KH250 from Falconwood station back to Gillingham
>(A2/M2/A278 - including the long drag up from the Medway bridge)
>after it had lunched its near-side piston rings.
>
>It was everso untidy in there after I'd whipped the head off when I
>got home.
>
>In my defence, I was only 19, and it was only 29 miles.

My CB100N once ceased to function on the way to work from Knebworth to
Letchworth (eight or so miles?).

It started again after cooling down and got me there, then there and
back for the next two days (in small sections or a mile or two).

The I pulled the engine, and drained the oil. Which looked like silver
paint...

The camchain tensioner blade had snapped and was being machined away by
the chain.

A quick=and-dirty rebuild was followed by a swift trade-in against a
GS550.

Happy days...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I've always been a man who's open to persuasion
From: Champ on
On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:29:14 +0100, stephen.packer(a)gonemail.com wrote:

>I stopped and they thought it had holed a piston. They were proposing
>to ride it the two miles to the next junction. Madness.

Poof.

I rode my ZZR1100 5 miles to the dealers after it had thrown a rod out
the front of the crankcases.
--
Champ
We declare that the splendor of the world has been enriched by a new beauty: the beauty of speed.
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