UK Motorcycles

Icelandic eruption
On Thu, 15 Apr 2010 08:29:46 +0000, Switters wrote: Just been reading about the volcanic eruption causing "chaos" across the UK airspace, and came across this bit: And our Sarah is now a little bit pissed off, she was due to fly from Gatwick at 11:30am, but her connecting flight from Manchester at 07:00... 20 Apr 2010 17:16

My name is Charlie and I'm a pedophile
I'm not able to remain silent any longer. I'm a pedophile and I've had unlawful sexual intercourse with dozens of young lads ranging in age from 8 to 15 years. I've sodomised, fellated, and masturbated them. I've swallowed their spunk and ejaculated in the lads bums and mouths. I knew what I was doing was wrong and... 15 Apr 2010 13:42

1970 Nurburgring crashes
Lifted from a Flook post on Facebook but too good not to post here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xwc54G2Ur8 Nurburgring Nordschleife Crashes 1970 at Adenauer Forst By 'Eck old BMW's and Porkers earned that tail end happy reputation -- Hog ... 18 Apr 2010 16:28

Anyone got a Kawasaki ZG1000 and want some bits?
Before they get landfilled/ebayed/lobbed back in to the darkest recesses. Pair of Kawasaki panniers. Not fucked, locks work.May struggle to find the key, but from memory, it was No1. Rear carrier and cover. Black. Pair of blanking plates for when you take the rails off. Blue. Set of clocks, working fine l... 15 Apr 2010 04:53

2 kids, 1 pup
Does anyone else thing this is just a bit too wrong? http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/news/Shock-poster-campaign-bid-deter-dirty-dog-owners/article-2012233-detail/article.html ... 15 Apr 2010 20:26

Theres a little fucker update .
In article <bbl9s51cj379q0hk0tf26otp1ia6nmcf2i(a)4ax.com>, Fr Jack <sp(a)m.com> writes of Russian Scrotes Why should we waste money keeping him in jail. Somebody has to sew the mailbags[1]. [1] I read with interest somewhere on the interweb that merkin cons make all sorts of stuff for the gummint during t... 17 Apr 2010 14:10

Theres a little fucker update .
steve robinson wrote: right forearm , hand and he has a torn scrotum Hold on 5 minutes until I stop laughing Because of the screwdriver and the fact he had a knife with him he is being charged with aggrevated burglary , criminal damage plus other stuff non related to me Not a good day for him... 14 Apr 2010 03:22

FOAK Joomla!
There doesn't seem to be a usenet group for Joomla! Is anyone around here willing and able to help me with modifying a helper.php script? ... 14 Apr 2010 14:31

The Pope and Malta.
Cab wrote: Typical bloody Maltese reactions... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8617305.stm What pisses me off, is the fact that all the roads that the Pope is being driven on, are in the process of being resurfaced, leaving the rest of the country's infrastructure in a dire mess [1]. What a f*... 13 Apr 2010 12:53

Theres a little fucker
trying to force a panel off my garage door , doesnt he realise he's on cctv , time to call the plod . ... 17 Apr 2010 09:43