From: Boxer on

"sharkey" <sharkey(a)zoic.org> wrote in message
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> Frank wrote:
>>
>> Thinking of perhaps buying a Ducati, went into Zagame in Richmond
>> Melbourne. Stood around for 15 miinutes while salesmen were chatting
>> amongs themselves. Nobody showed any interest. Uh? Walked out
>
> That's because they could tell you were only thinking of perhaps buying
> one, not actually thinking of buying one or perhaps going to buy one.
>
>> Defaulted to the Suzuki - Better sales, and customer service
>
> What, they were having some kind of special accessibility day for
> painfully shy tyre-kickers who are thinking of perhaps maybe one day
> buying some kind of notional motorcycle or related product?
>
> Oh yes Sir, come in off the cold footpath Sir, this bright red one here
> would really suit Sir, I'll bring it over to you. That's right Sir, a
> bright red Ducati keyring ... that's sure to impress the ladies ...
>
> -----sharks


I agree, if you are wanting some attention in a bike shop, just go and sit
on the most expensive model on the showroom floor.

Boxer


From: George W Frost on

"Boxer" <someone(a)nowhere.com> wrote in message
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>
> "sharkey" <sharkey(a)zoic.org> wrote in message
> news:00f2a8ca$0$20647$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com...
>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>> Thinking of perhaps buying a Ducati, went into Zagame in Richmond
>>> Melbourne. Stood around for 15 miinutes while salesmen were chatting
>>> amongs themselves. Nobody showed any interest. Uh? Walked out
>>
>> That's because they could tell you were only thinking of perhaps buying
>> one, not actually thinking of buying one or perhaps going to buy one.
>>
>>> Defaulted to the Suzuki - Better sales, and customer service
>>
>> What, they were having some kind of special accessibility day for
>> painfully shy tyre-kickers who are thinking of perhaps maybe one day
>> buying some kind of notional motorcycle or related product?
>>
>> Oh yes Sir, come in off the cold footpath Sir, this bright red one here
>> would really suit Sir, I'll bring it over to you. That's right Sir, a
>> bright red Ducati keyring ... that's sure to impress the ladies ...
>>
>> -----sharks
>
>
> I agree, if you are wanting some attention in a bike shop, just go and sit
> on the most expensive model on the showroom floor.
>
> Boxer
>

start playing around with the controls and call out " Hey, where's the key
for this?"


From: Fraser Johnston on
George W Frost wrote:
> "Boxer" <someone(a)nowhere.com> wrote in message
> news:eCzEk.2043$sc2.539(a)news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> "sharkey" <sharkey(a)zoic.org> wrote in message
>> news:00f2a8ca$0$20647$c3e8da3(a)news.astraweb.com...
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>> Thinking of perhaps buying a Ducati, went into Zagame in Richmond
>>>> Melbourne. Stood around for 15 miinutes while salesmen were chatting
>>>> amongs themselves. Nobody showed any interest. Uh? Walked out
>>> That's because they could tell you were only thinking of perhaps buying
>>> one, not actually thinking of buying one or perhaps going to buy one.
>>>
>>>> Defaulted to the Suzuki - Better sales, and customer service
>>> What, they were having some kind of special accessibility day for
>>> painfully shy tyre-kickers who are thinking of perhaps maybe one day
>>> buying some kind of notional motorcycle or related product?
>>>
>>> Oh yes Sir, come in off the cold footpath Sir, this bright red one here
>>> would really suit Sir, I'll bring it over to you. That's right Sir, a
>>> bright red Ducati keyring ... that's sure to impress the ladies ...
>>>
>>> -----sharks
>>
>> I agree, if you are wanting some attention in a bike shop, just go and sit
>> on the most expensive model on the showroom floor.
>>
>> Boxer
>>
>
> start playing around with the controls and call out " Hey, where's the key
> for this?"
>
>

Or "HOW GOOD DOES SHE WHEELIE!!!"

Fraser
From: Nev.. on
sharkey wrote:
> Frank wrote:
>> Thinking of perhaps buying a Ducati, went into Zagame in Richmond
>> Melbourne. Stood around for 15 miinutes while salesmen were chatting
>> amongs themselves. Nobody showed any interest. Uh? Walked out
>
> That's because they could tell you were only thinking of perhaps buying
> one, not actually thinking of buying one or perhaps going to buy one.

Someone who buys a Suzuki because the Ducati dealer was rude was never
really going to buy a Ducati.

Nev..
'07 XB12X
From: Peter on

> sharkey wrote:
>> Frank wrote:
>>> Thinking of perhaps buying a Ducati, went into Zagame in Richmond
>>> Melbourne. Stood around for 15 miinutes while salesmen were chatting
>>> amongs themselves. Nobody showed any interest. Uh? Walked out
>>
>> That's because they could tell you were only thinking of perhaps buying
>> one, not actually thinking of buying one or perhaps going to buy one.
>
> Someone who buys a Suzuki because the Ducati dealer was rude was never
> really going to buy a Ducati.
>
> Nev..
> '07 XB12X

How good would those sales reps get at sorting the buyers from the
browsers!?!?

You can pick a Ducati rider by the....
Gold accesories such as ear rings and necklance.
T-shirt.
The latte in front of them.......

:-P

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