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From: john on 27 Jan 2010 11:57 shiny rocks & chocolate normally arrive for the wife for valentines day, but this year I'm not sure what to get her... you see she's like gained a 1/2 a pound and cut back on chocolate, said she has enough shiny rocks.... normally wears wedding ring & anniversary ring & a pair of diamond stud ear rings...nothing fancy, just the old stand by's guys are easily satisfied with the three B's,,,,, but women seem to be a tad more complex.. do they want electric start auto clutch, shifter on the right or left (vintage racer not to be confused with old bitty biker) then there's the whole color selection... oh woe is me.... john married to 5'4" short legged thin very tolerant lady
From: Tiago on 27 Jan 2010 12:07 flowers (alive, in a pot) always work for me. dead flowers are bad juju. do something with your hands. even when I manage to make ugly things, the fact that I tried to make something on my own, just for her, melts her heart... :) -- t
From: Joe Rooney on 27 Jan 2010 13:40 "john" <johnrmd(a)g-male.comm> wrote in message news:Bf_7n.131262$o06.96893(a)en-nntp-08.dc1.easynews.com... > shiny rocks & chocolate > normally arrive for the wife for valentines day, > but this year I'm not sure what to get her... > you see she's like gained a 1/2 a pound and > cut back on chocolate, said she has enough > shiny rocks.... normally wears wedding ring > & anniversary ring & a pair of diamond stud > ear rings...nothing fancy, just the old stand by's > guys are easily satisfied with the three B's,,,,, but > women seem to be a tad more complex.. > do they want electric start auto clutch, shifter > on the right or left (vintage racer not to be confused with > old bitty biker) then there's the whole color selection... > oh woe is me.... > john > married to 5'4" short legged thin very tolerant lady john, Find a big seashell, fill it with dirt and put a plant in it. Extended my awful marriage by about a week. I think she reported me to the shop steward; working out of my contractual bounds. Take a ceramics class and fabricate a dirtbike planter, fill it with dirt and stick a plant in it. You're welcome! Joe XL600R
From: IdaSpode on 27 Jan 2010 14:49 On Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:57:04 -0500, "john" <johnrmd(a)g-male.comm> wrote: >shiny rocks & chocolate >normally arrive for the wife for valentines day, >but this year I'm not sure what to get her... >you see she's like gained a 1/2 a pound and >cut back on chocolate, said she has enough >shiny rocks.... normally wears wedding ring >& anniversary ring & a pair of diamond stud >ear rings...nothing fancy, just the old stand by's >guys are easily satisfied with the three B's,,,,, but >women seem to be a tad more complex.. >do they want electric start auto clutch, shifter >on the right or left (vintage racer not to be confused with >old bitty biker) then there's the whole color selection... >oh woe is me.... >john > married to 5'4" short legged thin very tolerant lady My wife won't spend the $ on herself, but loves it when *I* buy her a few hours at the spa. Two 2 hr massage sessions for Xmas... IdaKeptMan
From: john on 27 Jan 2010 15:38
"Joe Rooney" <i > > "john" <jo >> shiny rocks & chocolate >> normally arrive for the wife for valentines day, >> but this year I'm not sure what to get her... >> you see she's like gained a 1/2 a pound and >> cut back on chocolate, said she has enough >> shiny rocks.... normally wears wedding ring >> & anniversary ring & a pair of diamond stud >> ear rings...nothing fancy, just the old stand by's >> guys are easily satisfied with the three B's,,,,, but >> women seem to be a tad more complex.. >> do they want electric start auto clutch, shifter >> on the right or left (vintage racer not to be confused with >> old bitty biker) then there's the whole color selection... >> oh woe is me.... >> john >> married to 5'4" short legged thin very tolerant lady > > john, > > Find a big seashell, fill it with dirt and put a plant in it. Extended my > awful marriage by about a week. I think she reported me to the shop > steward; working out of my contractual bounds. was it poison ivy? > > Take a ceramics class and fabricate a dirtbike planter, fill it with dirt > and stick a plant in it. i used to teach ceramics in college... I'm a mediocre welder so i think i'll go for a windmill & mad max bumper for her truck > You're welcome! > > Joe > > XL600R > > |