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From: Jim on 15 Dec 2008 09:12 In article <rlx8S8KUAmRJJAYL(a)rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel <wun.ukrm(a)gmail.com> wrote: >>Funnily enough, Star Wars was released in the UK exactly 9 months before >>I was born. > >I can just hear your mum shouting "Oh YEAH! Gimme your light-sabre you >Jedi STUD!" while your dad tries to get out of his Obi-Wan costume. Thank you for so accurately nailing what I was trying not to think about. I think that's an 11 out of 10 on the UKRM-mind-bleach-ometer.
From: Phil Launchbury on 15 Dec 2008 09:18 In article <MPG.23b0754156e2e8bb989c57(a)news.individual.net>, Bear wrote: > In article <43pck414jju1n5pf80hdre6gjli72b36gu(a)4ax.com>, ginge says... >> > >> >I can just hear your mum shouting "Oh YEAH! Gimme your light-sabre you >> >Jedi STUD!" while your dad tries to get out of his Obi-Wan costume. >> >> More flashbicks to your time on the Moon of Endor? > > No amount of bic usage will make him less hairy. And enough Veet to fill a bathtub is soooooo expensive. Phil -- Phil Launchbury, IT PHB 'I'm training the bats that live in my cube to juggle mushrooms'
From: Wicked Uncle Nigel on 15 Dec 2008 09:46 Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Phil Launchbury <phill(a)launchbury.org.uk> typed >In article <MPG.23b0754156e2e8bb989c57(a)news.individual.net>, Bear wrote: >> In article <43pck414jju1n5pf80hdre6gjli72b36gu(a)4ax.com>, ginge says... >>> > >>> >I can just hear your mum shouting "Oh YEAH! Gimme your light-sabre you >>> >Jedi STUD!" while your dad tries to get out of his Obi-Wan costume. >>> >>> More flashbicks to your time on the Moon of Endor? >> >> No amount of bic usage will make him less hairy. > >And enough Veet to fill a bathtub is soooooo expensive. Why on Earth would anyone want to be *less* hairy, you odd people? It's an excellent insulator, can be used for straining sweetcorn out of soup, and makes involuntary slapheads envious. -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" The questions run so deep, for such a simple mind.
From: darsy on 15 Dec 2008 09:57 On Dec 15, 2:46 pm, Wicked Uncle Nigel <w...(a)wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote: > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Phil Launchbury > <ph...(a)launchbury.org.uk> typed > > >In article <MPG.23b0754156e2e8bb989...(a)news.individual.net>, Bear wrote: > >> In article <43pck414jju1n5pf80hdre6gjli72b3...(a)4ax.com>, ginge says... > > >>> >I can just hear your mum shouting "Oh YEAH! Gimme your light-sabre you > >>> >Jedi STUD!" while your dad tries to get out of his Obi-Wan costume. > > >>> More flashbicks to your time on the Moon of Endor? > > >> No amount of bic usage will make him less hairy. > > >And enough Veet to fill a bathtub is soooooo expensive. > > Why on Earth would anyone want to be *less* hairy, you odd people? sanitary reasons. Yesterday, I shaved most of my lower body. -- d.
From: Champ on 15 Dec 2008 10:04
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:57:54 -0800 (PST), darsy <darsyx(a)gmail.com> wrote: >Yesterday, I shaved most of my lower body. You must look like a centaur in reverse. -- Champ What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken) neal at champ dot org dot uk |