From: Grimly Curmudgeon on
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Blott" <danny(AT)ablottD.O.T.com>
saying something like:

>Now the local TV have just been round. It must be a slow news day. Haven't
>they got enough with the election?

They're probably desperate to find something that isn't election
related.
From: Buzby on
TMack wrote:

> Blott wrote:
> > Yesterday I hit a deer whilst doing about 70mph on my 600ss. I had
> > just got it back from service and took it out for the first time
> > this year. The deer explode and the bike slid down theroad and
> > burst int flames. I slid down the road and stood up albeit in a bit
> > of pain. Chip fracture to my left ankle, stitches in my hands n
> > bruised all over but not to ad considering.
> >
> > It made the front page of the local paper Man walks away from 70mph
> > bike crash with deer in North Lincolnshire
> >
>
> You're doing it all wrong. This is the technique
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOkYu04R_kQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=zqjtz3rEPG0&feature=related

--
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot"
From: steve auvache on
In article <RtSdndFtqpZaDETWnZ2dnUVZ8kSdnZ2d(a)brightview.co.uk>, Blott
<danny(a)ablottD.O.T.com> writes
>Yesterday I hit a deer whilst doing about 70mph on my 600ss. I had just got
>it back from service and took it out for the first time this year. The deer
>explode and the bike slid down theroad and burst int flames. I slid down the
>road and stood up albeit in a bit of pain. Chip fracture to my left ankle,
>stitches in my hands n bruised all over but not to ad considering.
>
>It made the front page of the local paper Man walks away from 70mph bike
>crash with deer in North Lincolnshire

Is the bike repairable or a total write off?


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steve auvache
VN750 Third gear has scope.
SR250 The SpazzTrakka (Improved).


From: steve auvache on
In article <hcfjt5196339f1sp1ehk8gc765sqou4jbe(a)4ax.com>, Salad Dodger
<salad.dodger(a)idnet.com> writes
>On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:03:44 +0100, "Blott" <danny(AT)ablottD.O.T.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Yesterday I hit a deer whilst doing about 70mph on my 600ss.
>
>Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you FBOTY 2010.
>
>Or do I? Sounds good enough to me.

Excellent. Congratulations that accident statistic.



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steve auvache
VN750 Third gear has scope.
SR250 The SpazzTrakka (Improved).


From: steve auvache on
In article <hreomg$gff$1(a)news.eternal-september.org>, Catman
<catman(a)rustcuore-sportivo.co.uk> writes

> Animals are people too, you know.

I dunno you kids, you have it so easy. For you lot everything is are
people too. You have no idea how hard it is to assimilate all this
stuff when you grew up in a world where the only thing that was people
was males of proven heterosexual English tendency. Now it seems that
unless it is not actually a vermin as defined by any number of Whitehall
departments it probably qualifies as people. It gets most confusing at
times.




--
steve auvache
VN750 Third gear has scope.
SR250 The SpazzTrakka (Improved).


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