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From: Dr Ivan D. Reid on 30 Jul 2010 16:12 On Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:10:48 +0100, Sn!pe <snipe(a)spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in <1jmgo08.zkdd8i1gbd5uqN%snipe(a)spambin.fsnet.co.uk>: > Dr Ivan D. Reid <Ivan.Reid(a)ivan.fsnet.co.uk> wrote: >> So what am I going to lose next, my virginity? > I'm not sure that I ever had one of those. Well, as one girl once said to me, "I've lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in!" -- Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration, Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
From: Andrew Marshall on 30 Jul 2010 17:28 In message <slrni56aa8.egn.Ivan.Reid(a)smtp.orangehome.co.uk>, Dr Ivan D. Reid <Ivan.Reid(a)ivan.fsnet.co.uk> writes > Then I lost my job. I thought I was safe on a two-year rolling >grant but apparently the possibility of grant cuts from Swindon Town >Football Club is so great that Brunel can't renew my contract on October >1st. So, no Higgs discovery for me[1], and mebbe I'll be going back to Oz >earlier than I thought. Oh hooter; sorry to hear that. I hope you find something arj soon. -- Regards, Andrew Marshall, G8BUR, M0MAA. Unsolicited advertising matter unwelcome. Offenders may be blacklisted.
From: The Older Gentleman on 30 Jul 2010 17:30 Dr Ivan D. Reid <Ivan.Reid(a)ivan.fsnet.co.uk> wrote: <Snip> > I'm going to have to change my .sig. Bummer. Of course, if you can get the Hadron Collider to turn back time, you could change all this. -- BMW K1100LT Ducati 750SS Triumph Street Triple Honda CB400F Suzuki TS250 Suzuki GN250 chateaudotmurrayatidnetdotcom Nothing damages a machine more than an ignoramus with a manual, a can-do attitude and a set of cheap tools
From: Wicked Uncle Nigel on 30 Jul 2010 17:33 Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older Gentleman <totallydeadmailbox(a)yahoo.co.uk> typed >Dr Ivan D. Reid <Ivan.Reid(a)ivan.fsnet.co.uk> wrote: > ><Snip> > >> I'm going to have to change my .sig. > >Bummer. > >Of course, if you can get the Hadron Collider to turn back time, you >could change all this. Heh! <Ivan's finger hovers over large red button marked "Really Big Black Hole"> Oh, sod it... <CLICK> -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" I've always been a man who's open to persuasion
From: Skipweasel on 30 Jul 2010 17:47
In article <slrni56aa8.egn.Ivan.Reid(a)smtp.orangehome.co.uk>, Ivan.Reid(a)ivan.fsnet.co.uk says... > Then I lost my job. Oh, bum. -- Skipweasel - never knowingly understood. |