From: Champ on

>>> [2] This is my ex-girlfriend who rang me last night and says she
>>> misses me. So I booked her flights to Sydney for a week long visit.
>>> Can you blame me?
>>> http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c237/kevgl/daneeka.jpg

>>She appears to be dead.

>I bloody hope not. I just paid for tickets to Sydney for her.

This might get an honourable mention in "longest distance travelled
for a shag".

Current holder is, I believe, Sweller, with "England to Berlin, by
train"
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From: Champ on
On Fri, 6 Aug 2010 08:16:43 +0000 (UTC), Switters <me(a)privacy.net>
wrote:

>On Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:13:12 GMT, Kevin Gleeson wrote:
>
>> If ya don't believe me, I don't care ...

>Phew. I thought I might of offended you.

You will of offended the english usage pedants, tho.
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Champ
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From: Ace on
On Fri, 06 Aug 2010 09:51:09 +0100, Champ <news(a)champ.org.uk> wrote:

>
>>>> [2] This is my ex-girlfriend who rang me last night and says she
>>>> misses me. So I booked her flights to Sydney for a week long visit.
>>>> Can you blame me?
>>>> http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c237/kevgl/daneeka.jpg
>
>>>She appears to be dead.
>
>>I bloody hope not. I just paid for tickets to Sydney for her.
>
>This might get an honourable mention in "longest distance travelled
>for a shag".
>
>Current holder is, I believe, Sweller, with "England to Berlin, by
>train"

I've flown much, further than that for a shag. OK, not _jst_ for a
shag, there was some rationale for a business trip too, but the shag
was an important reason for the trip.

From: Ace on
On Fri, 06 Aug 2010 09:52:17 +0100, Champ <news(a)champ.org.uk> wrote:

>On Fri, 6 Aug 2010 08:16:43 +0000 (UTC), Switters <me(a)privacy.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:13:12 GMT, Kevin Gleeson wrote:
>>
>>> If ya don't believe me, I don't care ...
>
>>Phew. I thought I might of offended you.
>
>You will of offended the english usage pedants, tho.
^^^^
Shall
From: ogden on
Champ wrote:
>
> >>> [2] This is my ex-girlfriend who rang me last night and says she
> >>> misses me. So I booked her flights to Sydney for a week long visit.
> >>> Can you blame me?
> >>> http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c237/kevgl/daneeka.jpg
>
> >>She appears to be dead.
>
> >I bloody hope not. I just paid for tickets to Sydney for her.
>
> This might get an honourable mention in "longest distance travelled
> for a shag".
>
> Current holder is, I believe, Sweller, with "England to Berlin, by
> train"

I can trump that with Leicester to both Minneapolis, Las Vegas and
Delaware. By air, natch.

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