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From: Wicked Uncle Nigel on 23 Mar 2010 16:39 Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Wicked Uncle Nigel <wun(a)wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> typed >Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. Reid ><Ivan.Reid(a)brunel.ac.uk> typed >> >>http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1 > >Ooooh preeeeety! > >What am I looking at? Poor form, but now it's all gone black. "My God! It's full of stars!" Anyone know how long it takes an event-horizon to get from CERN to Southern England? -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" I've always been a man who's open to persuasion
From: Dr Ivan D. Reid on 23 Mar 2010 16:53 On Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:39:57 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel <wun(a)wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote in <Pf0$Km$dcSqLJAPU(a)wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk>: > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Wicked Uncle > Nigel <wun(a)wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> typed >>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. Reid >><Ivan.Reid(a)brunel.ac.uk> typed >>>http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1 >>Ooooh preeeeety! >>What am I looking at? At the moment it seems to be showing some beam-profile monitors (intensity in X vs Y) -- not sure why some are diagonally pixellated. Seems things aren't going quite so smoothly tonight -- hope I haven't put the mockers on them! > Poor form, but now it's all gone black. > "My God! It's full of stars!" > Anyone know how long it takes an event-horizon to get from CERN to > Southern England? 43.2 ms if you're lucky. -- Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration, Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005 WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon) KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
From: cat on 23 Mar 2010 18:14 Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote: > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. Reid > <Ivan.Reid(a)brunel.ac.uk> typed >> >> http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1 > > Ooooh preeeeety! > > What am I looking at? How long do you give it before someone sees jesus in there?
From: Wicked Uncle Nigel on 23 Mar 2010 18:17 Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, cat <cat(a)tehre.com> typed >Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote: >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. >>Reid <Ivan.Reid(a)brunel.ac.uk> typed >>> >>> http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1 >> Ooooh preeeeety! >> What am I looking at? > >How long do you give it before someone sees jesus in there? <squints> Jesus has *HORNS*!? -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" I've always been a man who's open to persuasion
From: geoff on 23 Mar 2010 19:19
In message <hobegp$c2t$2(a)news.eternal-september.org>, cat <cat(a)tehre.com> writes >Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote: >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. >>Reid <Ivan.Reid(a)brunel.ac.uk> typed >>> >>> http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1 >> Ooooh preeeeety! >> What am I looking at? > >How long do you give it before someone sees jesus in there? A glow-in-the-dark messiah -- geoff |