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From: ginge on 23 Mar 2010 19:29 On Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:17:18 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel <wun(a)wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote: >Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, cat ><cat(a)tehre.com> typed >>Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote: >>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. >>>Reid <Ivan.Reid(a)brunel.ac.uk> typed >>>> >>>> http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1 >>> Ooooh preeeeety! >>> What am I looking at? >> >>How long do you give it before someone sees jesus in there? > ><squints> > >Jesus has *HORNS*!? Just one, and he's saving it for you. Maybe hell would be the safer option.
From: simes on 24 Mar 2010 04:20 "Dr Ivan D. Reid" <Ivan.Reid(a)brunel.ac.uk> wrote: > On Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:39:57 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel > > > Anyone know how long it takes an event-horizon to get from CERN to > > Southern England? > > 43.2 ms if you're lucky. > But it will never actually arrive? -- nothing to see here
From: Wicked Uncle Nigel on 24 Mar 2010 17:56 Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. Reid <Ivan.Reid(a)brunel.ac.uk> typed > Seems things aren't going quite so smoothly tonight -- hope I haven't >put the mockers on them! "Cold compressor lost in S23". I hope that's better than it sounds. Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" I've always been a man who's open to persuasion
From: Wicked Uncle Nigel on 24 Mar 2010 17:59 Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Wicked Uncle Nigel <wun(a)wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> typed >Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. Reid ><Ivan.Reid(a)brunel.ac.uk> typed >> Seems things aren't going quite so smoothly tonight -- hope I haven't >>put the mockers on them! > >"Cold compressor lost in S23". > >I hope that's better than it sounds. > >Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" > >I've always been a man who's open to persuasion Gah! What happened to my sig-sep? <commits sig-seppuku> -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" I've always been a man who's open to persuasion
From: Dr Ivan D. Reid on 25 Mar 2010 04:25
On Wed, 24 Mar 2010 21:56:14 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel <wun(a)wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote in <3c8BKQb+poqLJAIT(a)wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk>: > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. Reid ><Ivan.Reid(a)brunel.ac.uk> typed >> Seems things aren't going quite so smoothly tonight -- hope I haven't >>put the mockers on them! > "Cold compressor lost in S23". > I hope that's better than it sounds. > Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" > I've always been a man who's open to persuasion Can't have been too costly -- they've been circulating two beams at 3.5 TeV for over an hour at the moment. Pretty damn stable, too. http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC3 -- Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration, Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005 WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon) KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty". |