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From: mayner on 6 Jan 2010 02:01 On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:38:15 -0600, Chuck Rhode <CRhode(a)LacusVeris.com> wrote: >We've all suspected it. Now it can be told: You don't need computer >games to prolong cognitive alertness into old age because riding helps >keep you young. > >o "Motorcycles Help Keep You Young: Software Expert." 4 Mar. 2009. >AFP. 5 Jan. 2010 ><http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5itCbTMj0ACqXppwLJqoe39s4d-Gg>. I thought you were going to say, "Marry a 23 year old mute bathing suit model".
From: Twibil on 6 Jan 2010 02:21 On Jan 5, 11:01 pm, mayner <jeffmay...(a)gagmail.com> wrote: > > > >We've all suspected it. Now it can be told: You don't need computer > >games to prolong cognitive alertness into old age because riding helps > >keep you young. > > >o "Motorcycles Help Keep You Young: Software Expert." 4 Mar. 2009. > >AFP. 5 Jan. 2010 > ><http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5itCbTMj0ACqXppwLJq....>. > > I thought you were going to say, "Marry a 23 year old mute bathing > suit model". Hmmm! Are you sure about that? Well, I suppose it might keep Krusty happy. http://www.ohlalagallery.com/plog-content/thumbs/lrg-7001-next-swimsuit-06.jpg
From: The Older Gentleman on 6 Jan 2010 02:27 Road Glidin' Don <d.langkd(a)gmail.com> wrote: > On Jan 5, 8:38 pm, Chuck Rhode <CRh...(a)LacusVeris.com> wrote: > > We've all suspected it. Now it can be told: You don't need computer > > games to prolong cognitive alertness into old age because riding helps > > keep you young. > > > > o "Motorcycles Help Keep You Young: Software Expert." 4 Mar. 2009. > > AFP. 5 Jan. 2010 > > <http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5itCbTMj0ACqXppwLJq...>. > > This explains why everyone here is so much smarter than Krusty. <G> Now we need to do further and more specialist medical research into riders of different types. Harley-Davidson riders: displayed rapid recognition of beer and doughnuts. Unable to make any accurate assessments of high speed. Ducati riders: ability to distinguish between different mechanical sounds, with an ability to rival the deaf. Control group showed complex neural pathways, resembling a Magneti Marelli wiring loom. Suzuki riders: colour-blind. This group's higher brain functions have been seriously impaired by constant exposure to high-pitched sound. Honda riders: showed worrying catatonia in many cases. Many proved extremely susceptible to pretty pictures in brochures. Kawasaki riders: extraordinary ability to tell green from red; indeed, to gravitate towards anything painted green. Physiology tends to be squat and bowed, and ridres recognise Notre Dame Cathedrla instantly. Yamaha riders: magpie-like attraction to anything shiny. Mainly elderly. BMW riders: when pedestrians, have an irresistible impulse to carry two briefcases, one in each hand. -- BMW K1100LT Ducati 750SS Honda CB400F Triumph Street Triple Suzuki TS250ER GN250 Damn, back to six bikes! Try Googling before asking a damn silly question. chateau dot murray at idnet dot com
From: Chuck Rhode on 6 Jan 2010 10:35 On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:44:01 -0800, S'mee wrote: > IIRC you've seen first hand how young I look. I just assumed it came from leading a stress-free life. -- ... Be Seeing You, ... Chuck Rhode, Sheboygan, WI, USA ... Weather: http://LacusVeris.com/WX ... 19° — Wind NW 10 mph — Sky overcast.
From: Stupendous Man on 6 Jan 2010 10:38
> >o "Motorcycles Help Keep You Young: Software Expert." 4 Mar. 2009. They will help you be younger than anyone else, if you ride fast enough and far enough. Einstein's "time dilation theory", explained so that even HH can understand it; http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/einstein/hotsciencetwin/ http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/arborigine/einsteinHondacopy.jpg -- Stupendous Man, Defender of Freedom, Advocate of Liberty |