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From: Chuck Rhode on 6 Jan 2010 10:39
On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:27:38 +0000, The Older Gentleman wrote:

> Honda riders: showed worrying catatonia in many cases. Many proved
> extremely susceptible to pretty pictures in brochures.

.... exhibited prevalence of frozen-custard dependency four times the
national average.

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From: S'mee on 6 Jan 2010 10:47
On Jan 6, 8:35 am, Chuck Rhode <CRh...(a)LacusVeris.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:44:01 -0800, S'mee wrote:
> > IIRC you've seen first hand how young I look.
>
> I just assumed it came from leading a stress-free life.

I wish brother I wish...we get a chance to run into each other again
(figuratively) I'll be less caffinated and tell you about vultures and
pigeons.
From: S'mee on 6 Jan 2010 10:48
On Jan 6, 8:39 am, Chuck Rhode <CRh...(a)LacusVeris.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:27:38 +0000, The Older Gentleman wrote:
> > Honda riders: showed worrying catatonia in many cases. Many proved
> > extremely susceptible to pretty pictures in brochures.
>
> ... exhibited prevalence of frozen-custard dependency four times the
> national average.
>

Not true...
From: S'mee on 6 Jan 2010 10:51
On Jan 6, 12:27 am, totallydeadmail...(a)yahoo.co.uk (The Older
Gentleman) wrote:
> Road Glidin' Don <d.lan...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jan 5, 8:38 pm, Chuck Rhode <CRh...(a)LacusVeris.com> wrote:
> > > We've all suspected it.  Now it can be told: You don't need computer
> > > games to prolong cognitive alertness into old age because riding helps
> > > keep you young.
>
> > > o "Motorcycles Help Keep You Young: Software Expert." 4 Mar. 2009.
> > > AFP. 5 Jan. 2010
> > > <http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5itCbTMj0ACqXppwLJq...>.
>
> > This explains why everyone here is so much smarter than Krusty.
>
> <G>
>
> Now we need to do further and more specialist medical research into
> riders of different types.
>
> Harley-Davidson riders: displayed rapid recognition of beer and
> doughnuts. Unable to make any accurate assessments of high speed.
>
> Ducati riders: ability to distinguish between different mechanical
> sounds, with an ability to rival the deaf. Control group showed complex
> neural pathways, resembling a Magneti Marelli wiring loom.
>
> Suzuki riders: colour-blind. This group's higher brain functions have
> been seriously impaired by constant exposure to high-pitched sound.
>
> Honda riders: showed worrying catatonia in many cases. Many proved
> extremely susceptible to pretty pictures in brochures.
>
> Kawasaki riders: extraordinary ability to tell green from red; indeed,
> to gravitate towards anything painted green. Physiology tends to be
> squat and bowed, and ridres recognise Notre Dame Cathedrla instantly.
>
> Yamaha riders: magpie-like attraction to anything shiny.  Mainly
> elderly.
>
> BMW riders: when pedestrians, have an irresistible impulse to carry two
> briefcases, one in each hand.

You missed a few makers....but then again I figured this was a 3 part
article with PP presentation in 4 part harmony. ;^) I know one honduh
rider with a preidiction to carrying two large saddle bag (looks
supiciously like to LARGE suitcases) and a duffle bag that could carry
an compleate MG Midget with the top up and air in the tires.
From: mayner on 9 Jan 2010 17:13
On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 23:21:43 -0800 (PST), Twibil <nowayjose6(a)gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Jan 5, 11:01�pm, mayner <jeffmay...(a)gagmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>> >We've all suspected it. �Now it can be told: You don't need computer
>> >games to prolong cognitive alertness into old age because riding helps
>> >keep you young.
>>
>> >o "Motorcycles Help Keep You Young: Software Expert." 4 Mar. 2009.
>> >AFP. 5 Jan. 2010
>> ><http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5itCbTMj0ACqXppwLJq...>.
>>
>> I thought you were going to say, "Marry a 23 year old mute bathing
>> suit model".
>
>Hmmm! Are you sure about that? Well, I suppose it might keep Krusty
>happy.
>
>http://www.ohlalagallery.com/plog-content/thumbs/lrg-7001-next-swimsuit-06.jpg


Goddamn...

That's just not right, man. :-(
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