From: Dave Larrington on
In news:4c2ba2c0$0$28010$db0fefd9(a)news.zen.co.uk,
Hog <sm911SPAM(a)CHIPShotmail.co.uk> tweaked the Babbage-Engine to tell us:

> <very deep sigh>
>
> The comments were about whether the US considered it to be a war, not
> what I think.
>
> Johnson certainly insisted America was not at war with NV for the
> period up to the Tet offensive. Indeed looking it up since Congress
> never declared a state of war. It was a "Police Action".

Johnson was, however, this: wrong. The sure-fire way to tell the difference
between a "war" and a "police action" is to find out whether Bob Hope ever
entertained the armed forces during said encounter.

Bob Hope did not play police actions, but he *did* play Vietnam, ergo it was
a war.

Anyone who says otherwise is a thick-o.

--
Dave Larrington
<http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk>
Quick! Run! Hide! Here comes Dave Stewart.


From: build on
Hmmm, a lot of new nics who are trolling?

Same bloke?

From: Simon S-B on


"Dave Larrington" <news(a)legslarry.org.uk> wrote in message
news:893544F4neU1(a)mid.individual.net...
> In news:4c2ba2c0$0$28010$db0fefd9(a)news.zen.co.uk,
> Hog <sm911SPAM(a)CHIPShotmail.co.uk> tweaked the Babbage-Engine to tell us:
>
>> <very deep sigh>
>>
>> The comments were about whether the US considered it to be a war, not
>> what I think.
>>
>> Johnson certainly insisted America was not at war with NV for the
>> period up to the Tet offensive. Indeed looking it up since Congress
>> never declared a state of war. It was a "Police Action".
>
> Johnson was, however, this: wrong. The sure-fire way to tell the
> difference between a "war" and a "police action" is to find out whether
> Bob Hope ever entertained the armed forces during said encounter.
>
> Bob Hope did not play police actions, but he *did* play Vietnam, ergo it
> was a war.
>
> Anyone who says otherwise is a thick-o.
>
> --


Love it! The only problem is now who has taken his role as the war-o-meter?

From: CT on
Simon S-B wrote:

> > Bob Hope did not play police actions, but he did play Vietnam, ergo
> > it was a war.
> >
> > Anyone who says otherwise is a thick-o.
>
>
> Love it! The only problem is now who has taken his role as the
> war-o-meter?

In the UK it always used to be Kate Adie.

Not sure now though...

--
Chris
From: mower man on
CT wrote:
> Simon S-B wrote:
>
>>> Bob Hope did not play police actions, but he did play Vietnam, ergo
>>> it was a war.
>>>
>>> Anyone who says otherwise is a thick-o.
>>
>> Love it! The only problem is now who has taken his role as the
>> war-o-meter?
>
> In the UK it always used to be Kate Adie.
>
> Not sure now though...
>

If it was Kate Adie there'd be a lot more posts.

The old joke about her was that the only way to get a word in if you
were on the phone to her was to fax her on the other line. ;-)

--

Chris

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)