From: The Older Gentleman on
Mark Olson <olsonm(a)tiny.invalid> wrote:

> Oscar_Lives wrote:
> > "The Older Gentleman" <totallydeadmailbox(a)yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>
> >> Some years ago I was selling an old but functional Suzuki TS250 dirt
> >> bike. This odd-looking bloke turned up with his other half in an old
> >> car, and went off on it, to check it out.
> >>
> >> Time passed. Ten minutes, 15, 20....
> >>
> >> "He must have got lost. I'll go and look for him," said the girl.
> >>
> >> "No, you won't. You're staying here."
> >>
> >> He had got lost, as it happened, and reappeared in a few more minutes,
> >> but his girl needed a bit of explanation as to why I wasn't letting her
> >> vanish after he'd vanished...
> >>
> >
> > What were you going to do with the chick if he never showed up?
>
> Break her for spares.

Git :-)


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