From: The Older Gentleman on 21 Jul 2010 05:56 Mark Olson <olsonm(a)tiny.invalid> wrote: > Oscar_Lives wrote: > > "The Older Gentleman" <totallydeadmailbox(a)yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message > > >> Some years ago I was selling an old but functional Suzuki TS250 dirt > >> bike. This odd-looking bloke turned up with his other half in an old > >> car, and went off on it, to check it out. > >> > >> Time passed. Ten minutes, 15, 20.... > >> > >> "He must have got lost. I'll go and look for him," said the girl. > >> > >> "No, you won't. You're staying here." > >> > >> He had got lost, as it happened, and reappeared in a few more minutes, > >> but his girl needed a bit of explanation as to why I wasn't letting her > >> vanish after he'd vanished... > >> > > > > What were you going to do with the chick if he never showed up? > > Break her for spares. Git :-) -- BMW K1100LT Ducati 750SS Triumph Street Triple Honda CB400F Suzuki TS250 Suzuki GN250 chateaudotmurrayatidnetdotcom Nothing damages a machine more than an ignoramus with a manual, a can-do attitude and a set of cheap tools |