From: Anonymous on
On Feb 1, 11:13 pm, totallydeadmail...(a)yahoo.co.uk (Four-eyed Juicy
Fruit) wrote:
> @ <breoganmacbr...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> > I was standing in line with Brad Pitt one day
>
> Sure you were.

Shut up.

I was in a different supermarket when I encountered John Thomas (he
played John Boy on "The Waltons.") We just smiled and nodded and I
respected his privacy by saying nothing.

I used to encounter into public figures, celebrities, and those who
had their 15 minutes of fame very frequently when I lived in
Hollyweird.

Like, I met "Dave" one day. He's the kid whose father got mad at his
wife, so the
attention-seeking father set the kid on fire, hoping to come out of
the deal smelling like a hero.

I met Kirk Douglas in an elevator once. He had a doctor's appointment
in the same building that the agency I was working for had their
office. I was there to collect my paycheck, so I didn't bother Mr.
Douglas. My co-worker had to make a big deal about recognizing the
celebrity, though.

I met O. J. Simpson's erstwhile house guest Kato Kaelin twice. I
recognized him and he just smiled.

Kirsty Alley waddled across my field of vision at the motorcyle
hangout once, and Nicholas Cage snubbed all the bikers by refusing to
acknowledge any of us.

Jay Leno used to hang with the bikers there before he got famous and
started going to the Rock Store on Saturday mornings.

I also met Brad Dourif at the hangout. He played the role of Billy,
the kid who committed suicide in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

Oh, and I had a speaking part in a movie that was filmed at the
hangout. It was called "Crazy Planet." My line was "What a crazy
planet!"

The production company didn't have a permit to film in the park, so
they had to leave.

I also used to get into staring contests with LAPD chief William
Brattan at Mayfair Market and at the donut shop in the strip mall next
door to the apartment building where I lived in Hollyweird.






From: S'mee on
On Feb 2, 5:18 am, "@" <breoganmacbr...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Feb 1, 8:09 pm, "Stinkpot" <stevenkei...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > well then I guess that just proves I'm better than the average
> > american...I read the labels (snip)
>
> Isn't pwecious widdle snookums pwecocious? Yes, he is! He's a *big
> boy* now!
>
> And it only took 44 years for snookums to wearn to wead...

actually you illiterate fatherless virgin...I've been reading
approximately 40 of those years adn that's a fact. 8^) Unlike you who
still use a speak and spell app to read usenet...man the welfare dept
in california will do anything for deviants like you.
From: S'mee on
On Feb 2, 5:45 am, "@" <breoganmacbr...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:

ROTFLMAO you are such a LIAR it's hilarious! lol...almost as funny as
all those fruitcakes you claim as family.
From: Anonymous on
On Feb 2, 6:06 am, "S'mee" <stevenkei...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:

> Aww, cute he thinks he's man enough to raise children know...what a
> ignorant, uneducated, illiterate, illegitamate piece of sailor trash.

Time for you nappy, Snookums.

Here's your baba: 3==D


From: S'mee on
On Feb 2, 8:36 am, "@" <breoganmacbr...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Feb 2, 6:06 am, "S'mee" <stevenkei...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Aww, cute he thinks he's man enough to raise children know...what a
> > ignorant, uneducated, illiterate, illegitamate piece of sailor trash.
>
> Time for you nappy, Snookums.
>
> Here's your baba: 3==D

<YAWN> you are so pathetic it's boring me to sleep...anyway you show
that around here and I'll just show you the end of it you've never
seen. IF I'm in a good mood I'll even cauterize the stump....would you
prefer I use the steak knife OR the rusty, dull hacksaw blade?