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From: S'mee on 26 Jan 2010 17:55 On Jan 26, 2:25 pm, Bruce Hartweg <doNOTmai...(a)example.com> wrote: > Twibil wrote: > > On Jan 25, 5:57 pm, BryanUT <nestl...(a)comcast.net> wrote: > > >> Ren fairs are a hoot. I always liked the wenches. :) And the > >> jugglers and especially the juggling wenches. > > > You mis-spelled "jiggling". Which reminds me of a wench I saw a few > > years ago as I was plying my trade as a minstrel. > > > Circa 6' tall, beautiful, built, wavy blonde hair down to her behind, > > and she was walking towards me and wearing (ready?).........a gold > > chain-mail bikini with nothing on underneath. > > > She left absolute mayhem behind her. I saw one guy actually walk into > > the lake. > > > Well, truth to tell, I never saw him walk *into* the lake: I was > > watching *her*. But I heard the splash and saw him wade back *out* of > > the lake afterwards. > > > And to think people have asked me why I liked working at Ren-Faires... > > I used to work a big ren faire outside houston, and unfortunately > for every scantily-clad hot babe there were a dozen scantily-clad > scary things..... and that was just the guys!!! The women were WORSE!!!!
From: Twibil on 26 Jan 2010 17:58 On Jan 26, 1:25 pm, Bruce Hartweg <doNOTmai...(a)example.com> wrote: > > > I used to work a big ren faire outside houston, and unfortunately > for every scantily-clad hot babe there were a dozen scantily-clad > scary things..... In Texas? Wow! I used to live in Dallas, and I still think there were more outstanding-looking women there per capita than any other place I've ever lived. It wasn't just that so many of them were lookers, either; it was that each and every one seemed to be trying her very best. (Austin wasn't bad either!)
From: Bruce Hartweg on 26 Jan 2010 18:09 Twibil wrote: > On Jan 26, 1:25 pm, Bruce Hartweg <doNOTmai...(a)example.com> wrote: >> >> I used to work a big ren faire outside houston, and unfortunately >> for every scantily-clad hot babe there were a dozen scantily-clad >> scary things..... > > In Texas? Wow! > > I used to live in Dallas, and I still think there were more > outstanding-looking women there per capita than any other place I've > ever lived. > > It wasn't just that so many of them were lookers, either; it was that > each and every one seemed to be trying her very best. > > (Austin wasn't bad either!) I live in the Dallas area - and I'll generally agree, there are more outstanding around, but it also sometime seems as if there are very few average - either great or "ahhhh my eyes" ;) and then you take the mix of people that dressup to go to ren faires and you end up with more the latter... Bruce
From: S'mee on 26 Jan 2010 19:06 On Jan 26, 3:58 pm, Twibil <nowayjo...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > On Jan 26, 1:25 pm, Bruce Hartweg <doNOTmai...(a)example.com> wrote: > > > > > I used to work a big ren faire outside houston, and unfortunately > > for every scantily-clad hot babe there were a dozen scantily-clad > > scary things..... > > In Texas? Wow! > > I used to live in Dallas, and I still think there were more > outstanding-looking women there per capita than any other place I've > ever lived. > > It wasn't just that so many of them were lookers, either; it was that > each and every one seemed to be trying her very best. > > (Austin wasn't bad either!) yebbut they have an equal number of the other kind...some of truely mind numbing size.
From: Twibil on 26 Jan 2010 20:23
On Jan 26, 4:06 pm, "S'mee" <stevenkei...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > > > yebbut they have an equal number of the other kind...some of truely > mind numbing size. It can be shocking. When I was in my '40s I went back to Tennessee to visit all my shirt- tail Appalachian relatives on my mom's side of the family. (Said my grampa: "We wuz Hillbillies 'fore I moved to Indiana".) The relatives mostly turned out to be 300 pounders with no teeth: both the men *and* the women! They were all about the same age I was, and some few of them had already had their first heart attacks. Oog! |