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From: tomorrow on 14 Jun 2007 23:07 On Jun 14, 7:50 pm, "Stephen!" <N...(a)spam.com> wrote: > Hey Don!! Harley's SUCK! They're slow. They can't even go fast > enough to get out of their own way. Every one of them sounds like a 55 > gallon drum full of stones rolling down a flight of stairs. Their owners > only have them to make up for physical deficiencies and only ride them > far enough to get to the next bar! Hey! I can ride my Harley far enough to get to SEVERAL bars!
From: Keith Schiffner on 14 Jun 2007 23:11 <tomorrow(a)erols.com> wrote in message news:1181876826.404665.263810(a)g37g2000prf.googlegroups.com... > On Jun 14, 7:50 pm, "Stephen!" <N...(a)spam.com> wrote: > >> Hey Don!! Harley's SUCK! They're slow. They can't even go fast >> enough to get out of their own way. Every one of them sounds like a 55 >> gallon drum full of stones rolling down a flight of stairs. Their owners >> only have them to make up for physical deficiencies and only ride them >> far enough to get to the next bar! > > Hey! I can ride my Harley far enough to get to SEVERAL bars! Well then get up here! I've two that are safe walking distance from my place! -- Keith Schiffner Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the Ministry of Silly Walks. "terrorist organization" is a redundancy
From: tomorrow on 14 Jun 2007 23:11 On Jun 14, 5:03 pm, "Albrecht via MotorcycleKB.com" <u33665(a)uwe> wrote: > How does a manufacturer grow and gain market share with so many designs > available? > > Build and sell as many different designs as the public indicates they will > buy, and > sell them as cheap as possible. That almost sounds right until you consider that - in the U.S. market - the brand that has the narrowest niche machines that sell for the most $$$ is the one with the greatest market share and the greatest profit.
From: tomorrow on 14 Jun 2007 23:14 On Jun 14, 9:19 pm, langkd_NO_S...(a)shaw.ca (Road Glidin' Don) wrote: > But, with that extra spark, I thought we were just doing our part to > reduce greenhouse gasses... Plus I try not to fart when I'm riding.
From: Keith Schiffner on 14 Jun 2007 23:40
"Stephen!" <NO(a)spam.com> wrote in message news:Xns994FD9D807A98smvsmv(a)216.196.97.142... > "tomorrow(a)erols.com" <tomorrow(a)erols.com> wrote in > news:1181877261.960311.22880(a)e9g2000prf.googlegroups.com: > >>> But, with that extra spark, I thought we were just doing our part to >>> reduce greenhouse gasses... >> >> Plus I try not to fart when I'm riding. > > You know you have farting prowess when you are doing 75 mph and your > passenger *HEARS* your fart... Yeah well some of us do bother to brag and rather let the gulls falling from the sky and Turkey Buzzards vomiting in self defense speak for us. -- Keith Schiffner Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the Ministry of Silly Walks. "terrorist organization" is a redundancy |